Must see movies...

pretty obvious by the title...list the movie, and why...

Mega Pirahna

This is a SyFy original and it can actually be found on dvd, although strangely this movie made for tv has boobs and not safe for cable cursing in it which i found particularly amusing because it meant that all along they had plans for this movie making it to dvd. This is definitely a must see movie if you need to have a good laugh. I recommend watching it with friends, and for an enlightening experience perhaps doing so while either inebriated in some way, or exceedingly tired. If the title alone was not enough to wet your appetite...

- there will be battleships, alleged drug cartel corrupted leaders, nuclear war, car chases, naked chicks, and a sneaky giant bird.

- there will not, at any point, be a single instance of qualtiy acting, a single valid or logical plot point, or even anything resembling a legitimate idea.

- there will however be some serious bicycle kicking, a great deal of repeated video sequences, and bilingual subtitles.

- it is 90 minutes of non-stop nonsense and if it doesn't make you laugh loud and hard, there is definitely something amiss.

Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

The original Wayans brothers movie; from 1996. Far better than anything else they have done.

Pretty hilarious, especially for the time it came out. Sad as it is to say, the things they did on t.v. in '96 compared to now, is like watching '70's George Carlin and comparing it to his later stuff.

"What do you say when you meet a nice man?" "-Are you my daddy?"

Mega shark vs. Giant octopus.

Shark takes down a passenger plane...
Octopus takes down jet fighter...

Winner.

When I was a teen, I get a shit load of laughs from 'Scary Movies" Series. I remember I was dining with my friend's family when we're watching this. People was wondering what's wrong with me for laughing hysterically at every thing.

lmao, sami. That movie was on a few weeks ago in Delhi, and I wanted to watch it! Couldn't though, every 30 seconds some person I met once in my life needed help moving something >< I will have to hulu it!

KJC, if you liked the scary movie series, watch Dont be a Menace.

Just watched Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Love the Bomb. Hilarious and good if you know anything about the Cold War.

It's easily one of the most epic shit movies ever.

If you want a classic watch return of the living dead. Amazing movie

Water World

a post global warming movie hit the big screen in 1995

Where "the Mariner" Kevin Costner a genetically mutated human/fish sails the seas ends up trying to save an orphan girl "Enola" whom has the only map that points to dry land tattooed on her back.

This by far is one of my most favorite movies and book along side it takes The Shawshank Redemption.

Kevin Costner is half fish... end of story!

I actually do like that movie; it is a good movie. However, following the logic is kinda silly to me. If all ice in the world was melted, and all clouds empty... there wouldn't be that much water. Getting past that, cuz... yeh know... it's a movie... With the millions of pirates in the world.... none of them could find that island? the only thing above sea level in the entire world? Not a single topographic map survived the great flood? /end rant

ANYWAYS, this movie kinda reminds me of Mad Max.

Terminator 1 and 2

Shawshank Redemption. Full Metal Jacket. A Clock Work Orange. V for Vendetta. Requiem For A Dream. Of course anything Will Farrell touches is pure gold and The Hangover was fucking helarious.

this thread is quickly moving from sarcasm to reality...wtf

http://www.hulu.com/watch/145117/pot-zombies Best movie ever made.

Sarcastic enough?

ah come on these movies all suck heres some all time great classics-
Anus Magillicutty (2003)- the main advertising poster had a quote from a critic saying "the worst movie ever made" i mean who can compete with that?
Gigli (2003)- who can forget the awesome oral sex offer "its turkey time." "what?" "gobble gobble."
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)- need i say more?

not really a "must see" movie but this movie is #1 on the worst movies of all time by a longshot:
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)- no budget film starting with a 9 minute intro of driving where the credits would normally be, but this film has no credits

Yes I can wiki the worst movies ever made too you forgot the Kevin Costner one by the way. PostMan I think or something.

actually that wasnt even wiki'd that was off the top of my head i looked them up as i rememberd i got another one plan 9 from outerspace prolly the worst attempt at anything ever made with a bduget